A personal appeal from the founder @thepatus brings truth, integrity and many lulz to the world by allowing the publishing of short URL's to useless websites. We do this without fear or favour.

This website exists because science demanded it. At least one voluteer has spent a good 20 mins on the design process and the Patus himself spent at least 24 hours hoping the Australian domain people would be kind enough to approve it.

You choose how much you can donate; we don't recomend any particular amount. Just do what you think is right, but $100 would be pretty cool.

Your donations are vital to recouperate the $7 USD the patus spends per month on keeping this vital public service alive. Any excess will be spent on whiskey and beer.